The Ice - He’s a Kind Man, But Only For His Own Gain (029) • May 10th, 2009 Tonight on theicepodcast…

Chris and Nick bitch about co-host Luke.  Without Luke and his splendid movie reviews Chris decides to briefly chat about his problems with ‘State of Play’ meanwhile Nick has more stories and Chris does the news.

It’s another delicately exciting episode of theicepodcast.

Wasting your time…so you don’t have to!

 


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Luke Wall-E
05/16/2009 19:53

I gotz jokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Z9swkQoSY



Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.
"I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says.
He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is delivering a baby.
"I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do: take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison, and spit it on the ground."
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony.
"What did the doctor say?" the victim asks.
"He says you're gonna die."





Edward walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
"Can I help you, fella?", asks the cop.
"Yesssh, ssshombody stol my car!" Edward replies.
The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?".
"It was at the end of this key", Edward replies.
At this point the cop looks down to see that Edwards p*nis is hanging out of his trousers. The cop
asks Edward , "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing yourself?
Edward looks down sadly and moans, "OHHH GOD...they got Julie too!!! "





Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes balistic, "You impotent bastard! How could you lie to me all these years?"
Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."



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