Chris was featured in Liverpool Echo this week!

FOUR years at a desk in the nation’s most famous comprehensive, Grange Hill, must have given pantomime dame Chris Crookall some pointers on how to deal with rowdy kids.

Added to which, panto-goers be warned – it seems Chris, who is in Snow White at the Royal Court, loves nothing better than a bit of audience participation.

“What I do enjoy is picking on the audience,” Chris laughs. “When you’ve got some fella there and you say hello, what’s YOUR name?”

Cue much batting of false eyelashes and swinging of hooped skirts.

Yes, there ain’t nothing like a dame, as Royal Court audiences are likely to find out in one of the theatre’s TWO (the other being Little Scouse on the Prairie) festive shows, Snow White, opening this Friday.

Chris joins a cast which includes Shameless star Tina Malone as the Wicked Queen, ECHO columnist Pete Price, Leanne Campbell, comedy legend Micky Finn, Evita’s James Waud, and newcomer Lizzie Warburton as Snow White.

“To work on this panto with Tina Malone and Pete Price – Pete’s an institution of his own here in Liverpool,” says Chris. “And Micky Finn is a legendary character. I went to see him last year and he’s just so quick and funny.”  Read more clicking link below .....................

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Mini Me fucks like a rabbit says Ex-Playboy bunny

The Ice has all ways loved Verne Troyer the actor. His performance as Mini Me is iconic. Since he climbed aboard, Channel 4's flagship reality T.V show, Big Brother a few days ago we've started to find out more and more about Verne Troyer the man. Here are a few things we stumbled across. All for the stories below make Verne Troyer are hero.

The Ice read a News of The World exposé detailing Verne's relashionship with ex-Playboy Bunny Genevieve Gallen. The kiss and tell shows him to be a sex fiend with an alcohol problem.

"...the 2ft 8in tall Celeb Big Brother star took the beauty who would become his wife to HEIGHTS of passion she'd never dreamed of. After he'd hopped on a CHAIR first to reach the bed, of course. Curvy 5ft 6in stunner Genevieve, 36. reveals: "We had to be creative--but because of my yoga experience I could get into the right positions to make it work. And I was soon head over heels in love with Verne.

“We could have sex up to 10 times in a single day. We’d do it for 45 minutes and he would just keep on going as I had orgasm after orgasm
Gernevieve claims the star would knock back up to a litre of vodka and a 12-pack of Budweiser in a single day.
Soon after I met him he almost drank himself to death. I heard he was in hospital and when I got there he was lying in bed covered in vomit and diarrhoea,” - Genevieve

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Troyer's time so far in the Big Brother House has been tame compared to his stint on the Celebrity BB-style US show The Surreal Life in 2005. (After getting drunk) "He removed his clothes, drove off on his mobility scooter and relieved himself against a gym wall."

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If you thought having a public wee on T.V was naughty well thats nothing when compared to making a sex tape with another ex-girlfriend. Don't get to exited a deal to distribute his bedroom fucking has not been hammered out yet but SugarDVD are tiped to buy the rights.


Whitney Port Fakes it.

The Ice told you this shit went on...

"The City," the spinoff of "The Hills" featuring Whitney Port's move to New York to work for Diane von Furstenberg, may be as fake as the reality show from which it comes and it's a headache for those just trying to do their jobs.
According to the NY Post:

One source tells us, "She doesn't really work. She is hardly ever in the office." Those who do work for von Furstenberg, however, are in the office daily and "can't get their work done because MTV tells them they can't move any thing at their work stations. They do so many reshoots that everything has to look exactly the same every day."